Modern Day Play On A Trad Print Ad

So the other day, on Twitter, I came across a cool old print ad for the Citroën 2CV, which featured tongue-in-cheek comparisons with the latest and greatest of the automotive world of the time in such a way that the little two-horse farmer's car came out on top (think TopGear's Škoda Yeti review but on one A4 page). I thought to myself that it would be fun to do a similarly smart-arsed version for a new Citroën. So, because I had some responsibilities to avoid, I did so. You've probably already looked at it, seeing as it's above this text, so find the original inspiration below. Vive Citroën!